You Might Be Lazy If....

So I was bored and decided to make this list. I hope it's funny.
You Might Be Lazy If....
1 ) You think that Wal Mart should have a drive thru.
2 ) You consider the length from the couch to the kitchen to be worthy exercise for the day.
3 ) You wash your dishes while washing yourself.
4 ) Instead of choosing an outfit for the day you choose an outfit for the week.
5 ) The only time you do anything is when it's a commercial on TV
6 ) The only reason you had kids was so you would never have to do your own dishes ever again.
7 ) You decide the trip downstairs to the bathroom can wait for another hour. (Anna's joke)
8 ) Instead of getting a real pet you just never through away your potatoes.
9 ) The only time you eat is when someone else is getting up for food. (Anna's dad's joke)
10) The only reason you can quote every line from Shrek is because your to lazy to put a different movie in your DVD player.